Third Fear Discovered

What are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp?

1. Fire spurt
2. Lightning sand
3. ??? (hint: some people claim they don't exist)

If you said, "R.O.U.S.'s", you win!

Explorers/scientists have discovered an untouched ecosystem in the crater of a volcano on Papua New Guinea. They believe the plant and animal life has been able to develop for 200,000 years without contamination from the outside.

Among the recently contaminated:

• A bunch of new frogs with fangs
• Some fish, including one that grunts
• A bat
• Miniature bears
• Rodents Of Unusual Size

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Buttercup is Leaving Humperdink in Little Less'n Half-n-Hour

I don't celebrate divorce, but I'll make an exception in this case.

Everyone's favorite princess, Buttercup (AKA Robin Wright), will finally rid herself of her miserable, vomitous mass of a husband, Sean Penn, citing irreconcilable differences. 

Tell me, besides communist Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez, who doesn't have irreconcilable differences with that warthog faced buffoon?

***To Mr. Penn's attorneys***

The two seemingly derogatory remarks about your client are references to the film The Princess Bride in which your client's soon-to-be-ex-wife played a starring and endearing role and are not intended to personally defame Mr. Penn. Your client is a fine actor. It's what he says and does when he's not pretending to be someone else that I don't particularly care for.

I Challenge You...

...to a battle of wits - for the princess.

I got 8 out of 12.

Lots of other fun trivia and interesting facts on this site. I evidently don't know nearly as much about the Simpsons as I thought I did.

Here's one for my sisters.